Break a few rules, fold in the blue stripes, discard the whites.

Add a crooked, hand-made doorway. Avoid canned, store-bought, and processed doorways.

Add more stripes, but this time in the other direction.  Be liberal.

Using a paintbrush, stir for 30 minutes on Monday, on Tuesday, on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.

On Saturday bake for a couple hours, more or less.

At the last minute, add some orange zest.   

Voila!